Archive for the 'Blood' Category

27
Mar

Good at Bleeding

blood

Already you’re confused.  Maybe you knew one of my challenges was to give blood.  Maybe you figured out I gave blood today based on the red and white sticker.  Maybe you even recognised me in the top left picture but you’re all still sat there thinking “What on earth is that middle picture meant to be?  Some kinda anemic pipe cleaner?  An albino Twilget?  Seriously what is that thing?”  That people, is my arm.

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Iarrived at Penkhull Church and filled out a form to say that I don’t have the aids/ put out for money.  Then Gingell, Baines and I sat and waited for our turn.  Gingell went first and once again it turned out she didn’t have couldn’t give blood.  Baines went next, then it was my turn.

After the nurse had pricked my finger my blood droplet raced to the bottom of the test tube in a bid to prove that my iron count was high enough to donate (I should hope so, I had a Frankie and Benny’s steak for breakfast).  She checked to make sure that I wouldn’t be flying any planes or mining any mines anytime soon and then it was time to donate.

I lay down on the bed, had my blood pressure taken and then they jabbed a needle in my arm.  Gingell came and kept me company and provided moral support (thanks).  Moral support along the lines of “Ooh look, it’s spurting everywhere” and “It’d be funny if you passed out.”  After I had been drained of a pint of unnecessary blood I got to sit up and everyone asked me if I was okay (I’m fine, I normally look this pale).  This was followed by a drink (lemon squash, very good), a biscuit (varied selection, TUC biscuits were particularly tasty), a sticker (see above) and one of those novelty bug things people used to have in their offices back in the nineties (there’s something odd about a furry blood drop).

While this has turned out well for me (I even get a free malaria test), completing a challenge has thrown the very structure of this blog into chaos, I’ve been forced to create a subpage called Completed Challenges.  I’ve put a link to it on the main Challenges page, hopefully I can start to fill it up sometime soon.

Be sure to have a read of Baines’ blog, she has written about the same experience (I never said I was original).

12
Dec

A Pint! That’s Nearly an Armful!

According to the internet a perfect personality is the result of having the perfect balance of blood, phlegm and bile (both yellow and black) in your body.

Too much of any one of these and bad stuff happens.  An excess of black bile can lead to depression while too much yellow bile causes Cholera.

Over the past few weeks we had noticed in the house an excess of enthusiasm and laughter, symptomatic of a need for a serious bloodletting session, and so we headed to the sports centre at St Dominic’s to give blood.

The National Blood Service sent me one of the nicest letters I’ve received in a long time (thanks Primark), here’s an extract;

Thank you for choosing to be a lifesaver.  By registering to give blood you’re about to join a special group of people: the five out of every hundred people who are able to give blood and actually do so.

This was really quite touching, someone other than my mother telling me that I was special.  The envelope also included a helpful little leaflet that was almost as if someone had re-imagined giving blood as a colouring book that didn’t involve needles or actually giving blood.

However, it was not to be.  I wasn’t allowed to give blood because in the past six months I’d visited parts of China that were coloured red on their map (supposedly this is bad).  Baines wasn’t allowed to give blood because of her ear infection and Gingell, although they jabbed her with the needle for a bit, turned out to have no blood a low iron count.

Then we went for a carvery, we’ll try again in February.






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All aboard the special bus Born in Paignton, somewhat educated in Stoke-on-Trent and living in Peterborough. I am a footsoldier in the army of the unemployed and an occasional blogger. I spend my days applying for jobs and watching Glee.

I survive on caffeine, willpower and savings alone. This blog is a record of my successes and failures as I try and complete life-improving challenges suggested to me by readers.

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